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-Since today's the first official day of Fall, that means it's officially almost Winter. 

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Täna tutvustan esmalt oma koduklassi:

1. Rasmuse kästiöö tundide ajal. Vaja läheb joonelist vihikut, teipi, musta markerit.

2. Ülespoodud päkapikud, mis ajaloo õpetajale ei meeldi. Ripuvad seal eelmistest jõuludest. Vaja läheb: päkapikke, paela, Silver Lullat, ajalooõpetajat.

3. Sein. Vaja läheb: hunnik diplomeid, pilte koolilaagrist, maali, ajalehe artikleid kirjanduse õpetajast.

+Lisaks sellele, et iga päev 4-ni vastu pidada on vaja veel pehmet diivanit, veekeetjat, kõlareid ja palju toitu.

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Käisime Häliga longboardimas. Sügis meeldib mulle iga päevaga aina vähem, sest:

• lehed, lehed, lehed! (mille all on tõrud, peal on oksad) - päris paha on sõita
• sopp - vaadake allolevat pilti
• vihm - toapäevad

Hinne sügisele: rahuldav

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Üks asi, millest ma pole eriti rääkinud, on see, et ma sain kendama endale (KendamaUSA-st). Juba päris kuu alguses. Hoolimata sellest, et tassin seda iga päev kooli kaasa, ei ole mul piisavalt palju aega, et seda seal harjutada. Siiski, siiski, kodus on ta päris populaarne.

Ozora

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See siin on kunstiajaloo õpik. Kool on vaevalt kestnud 4 nädalat, aga see 250-leheküljeline raamat on läbi ja homme on KT. Tempo üle ei kurda...

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See olen mina. 

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Meie inglise keele õpetaja on blondide juustega ja räägib meile vahel blondi ankedoote. Blonds:

1. She's so blond that she took a ruler to bed so she could see how long she slept. 
2. She's so blond tha she spent 25 minutes staring at the Orange juice box cos it said - "concentrate".
3. She is so blonde, when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went back home.
4. She's so blond that she had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."
5. She is so blonde, she studied for a blood test.

And the smart one:

Blonde gets bank loan

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the
loan officer.

She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and
needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of
security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to
a new Mercedes Benz SL 500. The car is parked on the street
in front of the bank. She has the title, and everything
checks out.

The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.
The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh
at the blonde for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral
against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into
the bank’s underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns. She repays the $5,000
and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very happy to have had
your business, and this transaction has worked out very
nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we
checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?”

The blonde replies, “Where else in New York City can I park
my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be
there when I return?”

Finally, a smart blonde joke!